There is a teenaged burgler who steals everything from peanut butter to airplanes. Seriously the dude crashed an airplane on the Yakama rezervation last year and has been stealing and crash landing small aircraft all over the place. Since so far his crimes are all property crimes, no one is going all out enough to actually capture him. He has a fan-club on FAcebook and the whole thing is just Loony-Tunes.
I mention this because he's from the San Juan Islands, and was running around stealing stuff while I was on vacation with various family members there and we had NO IDEA! He just melts into the woods, and has really been elusive.