Friday, February 17, 2006
Big Scandal
this is satire and humour don't sue me please anybody!
Mission Control Has a Slick Black Market in Forgotten Commuter Type Spill-Proof Coffee Mugs!
When people go to classes in certain of the newer buildings at the Yakima Gulag People's Institute of Higher Re:Education they have to leave their spill proof coffee mugs on a table or sometimes on the floor by the door. The rule is because of the fact that there is a lot of expensive computer equipment in the newer buildings. That usually is fine, people usually remember their mugs.
Sometimes however they forget.
The personel who clean in the newest of the new buildings Buiding C are refered to as 'Mission Control'
Mission Control remove all mugs.
What happens to the mugs?
They are taken to a facility a secret one, and sterilized, all identifying marks are removed, and then they are resold in a slick black market operation.
The prices range from fo cents to $5.00 for a rear 'Burger King' mug from the old Burger King that no longer exists, a coveted item here for it's historical value to steel commuter mugs that won't leak even if they are turned upside down and shaken hard for $3.00.
They are sold to local thrift stores or on e-Bay.
So keep your mugs out of the hands of Mission Control Comrade Zeks and Urkis!
Mission Control Has a Slick Black Market in Forgotten Commuter Type Spill-Proof Coffee Mugs!
When people go to classes in certain of the newer buildings at the Yakima Gulag People's Institute of Higher Re:Education they have to leave their spill proof coffee mugs on a table or sometimes on the floor by the door. The rule is because of the fact that there is a lot of expensive computer equipment in the newer buildings. That usually is fine, people usually remember their mugs.
Sometimes however they forget.
The personel who clean in the newest of the new buildings Buiding C are refered to as 'Mission Control'
Mission Control remove all mugs.
What happens to the mugs?
They are taken to a facility a secret one, and sterilized, all identifying marks are removed, and then they are resold in a slick black market operation.
The prices range from fo cents to $5.00 for a rear 'Burger King' mug from the old Burger King that no longer exists, a coveted item here for it's historical value to steel commuter mugs that won't leak even if they are turned upside down and shaken hard for $3.00.
They are sold to local thrift stores or on e-Bay.
So keep your mugs out of the hands of Mission Control Comrade Zeks and Urkis!
# posted by Katja R. @ 10:46 AM 
