Saturday, April 09, 2005
Hey all. In light of the student government elections about to take place at my school I wrote a speech. Here it is. No IM not running for any office. I was just bored. lol
Fellow YVCC students, lend me your ears. Now is a time for change in our student government. If elected, I promise more porn movies for us to watch. I promise to talk to the Chartwells people about raising their prices and parking prices will go up as well. Instead of having to pay one dollar for three hours of parking, you will have to pay one thousand dollars for three hours of parking and there will be less parking space avalible so instead of having to be here at seven in the morning to get a good space, you will have to be here at four in the morning.
To bring school unity , I promise more fun activities like pin the tail on the fat kid. Those who do not wish to participate will be tasered as needed.
Those in academicprobation will no longer have to sit at a thirty minute session. They will have to sit as a two hour session to discuss their grades.
So remember when you log on to vote, don't ask what you can do for student governement. Ask what your student government can do for you.
from a former Galaxy Staffer. I tried to post it on samizdat, but one reason there is an alternate place is that samizdat has been known to get wacky!
Fellow YVCC students, lend me your ears. Now is a time for change in our student government. If elected, I promise more porn movies for us to watch. I promise to talk to the Chartwells people about raising their prices and parking prices will go up as well. Instead of having to pay one dollar for three hours of parking, you will have to pay one thousand dollars for three hours of parking and there will be less parking space avalible so instead of having to be here at seven in the morning to get a good space, you will have to be here at four in the morning.
To bring school unity , I promise more fun activities like pin the tail on the fat kid. Those who do not wish to participate will be tasered as needed.
Those in academicprobation will no longer have to sit at a thirty minute session. They will have to sit as a two hour session to discuss their grades.
So remember when you log on to vote, don't ask what you can do for student governement. Ask what your student government can do for you.
from a former Galaxy Staffer. I tried to post it on samizdat, but one reason there is an alternate place is that samizdat has been known to get wacky!
# posted by Katja R. @ 5:52 PM 
